Rock's provocative jokes, the rat-a-tat cadence, that gravelly preacher's bark, his disbelieving squeal, the panther-like stage prowl and the hip-hop inspired mic drop are immediately accessible to those who love him — and maybe even more for those few that hate him. The man may be on his way to becoming a film auteur with the release of his new Top Five, but his legendary shows still loom large. It's impossible to whittle down 30 years worth of a steady stand-up career and his impressive body of work — but if we had to choose Rock's best onstage riffs and rants, these would be our favorite 10 bits:. Though far from polished, Rock was already displaying a comic spark at the age of One of the first jokes that got him noticed was a gripe that begins, "I can't stand life because I was born a suspect.
I can walk down any street in America and women will clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their mace, lock their car doors. If I look up into the windows of the apartments I pass, I can see old ladies on the phone. They've already dialed and are just waiting for me to do something wrong. You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U. Need I say more? My mother was real cheap.
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